people don’t like when you beat your girlfriend…
Wednesday, 10. February 2010
This is some state senator from New York named Hiram Monserrate. He was just kicked out of the New York State Senate by a 53-8 vote because he was convicted of (proved to have) dragging his girlfriend through his lobby, but in his defense, from this story…
Monserrate has said he was trying to get his girlfriend to a hospital to treat a facial cut, which they said was an accident from a glass he was holding earlier that night. A judge sentenced him for the misdemeanor to three years’ probation, 250 hours of community service and a year of domestic abuse counseling.
Which is noble; I remember this one time some chick I was ‘dating’ mouthed off to me, and I broke my highball glass across her face in drunken rage… well, I just made myself another drink and watched TV while she sobbed, bleeding on the floor. But this guy, this Hiram Monserrate, he’s a better man than me, a better man than most, I bet… dragging her to the hospital, what a hero. Which is why he thinks he was kicked out of the senate because:
Monserrate and another Democrat teamed with Republicans last summer in a coalition that resulted in a monthlong legislative gridlock before they switched back.
Yes, the Democrats are getting even with this guy. They were just waiting for the perfect moment… they knew it was only a matter of time until he was convicted of misdemeanor domestic abuse, so they bided their time, lying in wait… Check ou the name of his lawyer:
Attorney Steve Hyman said he and Monserrate will file a federal lawsuit challenging his removal as soon as possible.
Hahaha… Hyman… There’s no way this guy had a good childhood. If I was in 5th grade with him I would have poked him with a log while another kid threw red paint on him.
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