Political Sex

Ron Paul has just wasted $2-million to buy TV time to air he’s new political ad. I guess ‘wasted’ might be the wrong word; he can only use that money for political campaigning, so… whatever, he’s not going to win.

Let’s do this:

:00 – Dramatic six second opening with black screen, news soundbites montage.

:06 – What looks like a guilty morning after drunken threesome.

:17 – Enough with the Obama “Change has come to America” clip already.

:20 – How does Herman Cain get his tie tied so tight?

:24 – Mitt Romney’s got a purty mouth.

:29 – Damn, Rick Perry has hairy arms; like a gorilla.

:35 – Plays Glenn Beck clip? Stick with the newscast audio Ron.

:42 – Ron Paul 1988.

:47 – Ron Paul 2007.

:52 – “I’ve been talking about these problems for a long, long time. Now we’re bankrupt.” So, no one’s ever listened to him; sounds like a leader to me…

1:00 – Little man in a fat coat…

This is a terrible ad, stupid. Consistent? Really, that’s the message. This is what they’re putting $2-million behind; I’m insulted. Fuck you, Ron Paul. The worst part of this ad is the end where he says he approves it. Does that mean he watched it and said, “Yep, that’s the one, that’ll get me the nomination to run for the President of the United States. We’ll done everybody… see you in the White House, hahaha.”

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