Political Sex

Those are panties that some schmucky clothing company thought they could make a buck on. All it does is make me think of Sonia Sotomayor wearing them. Bleh. Why do chicks dig having words on their underwear… I don’t really get it. Like this college chick I brought home once, she took her pants off and had ”Eat Me” right there on the front her her panties. It was supposed to be funny and cute, a play on Alice in Wonderland. Whatever, I was wearing boxers with words on them too; I took off my pants and looked down, she read, ”Suck It!” and kind of giggled. Then I looked down again, like ‘keep reading.” And below it she read, “Seriously, or get the fuck out.” She stopped giggling and we had a magical night. The end.

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