politician likes to party on Halloween…
Monday, 24. October 2011
A politician in Connecticut has decided it would be best for everyone if we all take a crap on the tradition of Halloween – as in being All Hollows Eve, as in being the Eve of The Day of the Dead – and change the “rules” so that Halloween always lands on a Saturday, from this story:
A recent proposal by Conn. State Rep. Tim Larson pitched the idea of celebrating Halloween on the last weekend of October rather than the holiday’s traditional Oct. 31 date.
“Halloween is fun night for the whole family, but not so much when you have to race home from work, get the kids ready for trick-or-treating, welcome the neighborhood children, and then try to get everyone to bed for an early school and work morning,” Larson said in a statement. “Halloween has also become one of the top holidays for retailers selling candy, decorations, costumes and general party supplies.
Family? Since when is Halloween about parents and kids? Halloween is the time-honored tradition of chicks dressing up like sluts, and not just sluts, fetish sluts (nurse, school girl, Sarah Palin). And it doesn’t matter what day Halloween falls on; it’s actually better when Halloween doesn’t fall on a Saturday, because they still go out on the Saturday before Halloween and again on Halloween. If it landed on a Saturday every year, we’d only get one night of slutty-zombie-vampire-whores, instead of two. Get your head out of your ass, Tim!
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