Political Sex

France’s First Lady Carla Bruni is knocked up, presumably by her husband France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy. And she’s really excited to have the baby. So that she can get drunk and smoke cigarettes. Because seriously, having a baby is such a buzz-kill, from this story:

Miss Bruni, 43, admitted that, after nearly eight months of carrying her first child with President Nicolas Sarkozy, she is ‘totally fed up’.

She said yesterday: ‘Quite frankly, I can’t stand it any more. I spend most of my time either sitting down or lying down. I can’t drink or smoke any more. I’m in a hurry to get it over with.’

This kid is going to turn out great.

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