Political Sex

Britney Spears appears on the David Letterman show Tuesday night to deliver a the Top Ten List: Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President. And the poor thing not only gets called a complete slut on one of the most watched late night programs, but she actually gets duped into saying it herself. Number eight on the list: 8. FREE PIE FOR EVERYBODY. Free Pie? So according to Letterman, if Britney Spears were president she would offer to have sex with everybody for free. Those sick bastards; it should be against the law to take advantage of the mentally disabled. And look at her in that bikini:

“You want me to be on your show.”

‘Yes, we do, we’re going to pretend you’re president.’

“President… wow.”

‘Yeah, and you’re going to wear a bikini.’

“A bikini, why do I have to wear my bikini?”

‘Oh, all presidents wear their bikinis on TV.’

“They do?’

“Oh yeah…”

‘Well, then I guess I should wear my bikini.’

“And you like pie right?”

‘Boy, do I!’

“Fan-tastic.”

She does look pretty good these days. Everyone thought she was going to be found dead, completely shaved, in a gutter outside a Taco Bell or something; so Alive should be considered a good look for her.

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