Political Sex

A study by the CDC (if you don’t know what that stands for, look it up yourself; I’d rather take this long to tell you to ‘F’ off and learn something you should already know than just say what it is) says that gamers are a bunch of fat depressed 35-year-old virgins.

From the story:

• A new study says the average age of video-game players in the United States is 35, and oh, by the way: They’re overweight and tend to be depressed.

Dude, how come when chicks are fat and depressed, other fat chicks try to lift their spirits by telling them their artery-clogged fat asses are just curvey. And all skinny girls know they’re a birthday away from being a fat chick so they lie about some ‘beauty’ crap. Guys don’t do that. It’s probably because we don’t care if other guys are depressed.

“Hey buddy, how’s it going?”

‘Eh, I’m feeling kind of down.’

“Oh yeah? Wanna get drunk and fuck some hookers.”

‘No.’

“Hmm, okay. See you later, I’m gonna go do that.”

Also, they way I see it – the more fat-lazy-depressed losers that stay home and play with their computers, the less competition for good-looking, fit individuals like myself.

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