Political Sex

Ben Roethlisberger is being accused of rape… a couple of years ago. I’m not saying that excuses him from the crime, I’m just thinking, maybe, this is crazy, just brainstorming, spit-balling, but could it be some chick wants some money. Whatever, we’ll see. The reason why I think this is a fantastic story:

• But (Roethlisberger’s) lawyer David Cornwell strongly denied the allegations Monday night, in a statement released to PFT.  “Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone; especially Andrea McNulty,” Cornwell said.

Especially Andrea McNulty… she’s not that bad? This is what I found that other people found and said is her, Andrea McNulty:

That’s pretty harsh. Ben doesn’t rape people, but while we’re on the subject, if he were to rape someone, this chick would be his last choice. Of everyone in the world who could possibly be raped by Ben Roethlisberger, Andrea McNulty is least likely to be raped by him. This means that Ben Roethlisberger would rape me before he would rape her. I’m a little flattered… Ben’s a Super Bowl champion.

None of this even matters. She’ll get paid off. She’s only asking for like $700K or something, she could’ve gone as high as $2-mil. Maybe I should say he raped me. I mean, his lawyer has already gone on record saying I’m more likely to be raped by him than that chick.

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