show me some skin…
Monday, 22. June 2009
The horny Frenchman – Nicolas Sarkozy – says Cover Up No More! Ladies, cast off those burqas, cast off repression and let’s get sexy… forget the whole religious traditions thing; freedom of religion is sooooo 18th century. Did France had freedom in religion in the 18th century, probably not. Anyway here’s the Story.
I think burqas are stupid, nothing against people who want to wear them; wear whatever the hell you want. What do I care what you’re wearing. I just think they look stupid, like when guys where sandals with pants. If I was a politically-charged stripper, I would get all my stripper friends, march down the street dressed in burqas, and strip naked (in our sexy stripper way). I’m not exactly sure which side of the issue that would work for, it doesn’t matter, that’s the greatest protest idea EVER.
The real reason Sarkozy want all these women to take their clothes off. He scoured France to find the hottest wife. And he did a phenomenal job *see below* But then he’s probably walking around France seeing all these chicks, fully covered up, and he starts thinking… How could I be so stupid! I left all these stones unturned (little know fact, Sarkozy loves cliches).
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