shut the F up Ashton Kutcher…

Friday, 4. June 2010

For all the good that the Internet has done for society (online poker, porn, the Annoying Orange, etc.) it is also a place where the worst human beings in the world are able to be the worst human beings in the world; like pedophiles, sex-traders, and Ashton Kutcher… After about a minute of other Hollywood schmucks trying to sound environmentally and politically sensitive, that douche starts rambling about Drill, Drill, Drill and Republicans. Shut the fuck up, man (and it’s Drill, Baby, Drill).

First, he sounds like a moron trying to talk about a serious issue. And as What Would Tyler Durden Do points out, the asshole drives a fucking CXT which is like a Hummer on steroids, or like what a Mini Cooper on LSD would see if it was looking at a Hummer.

Hey, dick, I don’t think you have any credibility to talk about how we get our oil. And I don’t care if you drive a big truck, drive whatever you want, just try to remember where the gas comes from. And fuck Republicans too, and Democrats, they all have gas companies hands in their pants. Oil does make for some solid lubrication…

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