Political Sex

Holy crap! I hate her/him so god damned much. She/he is so fucking aggravating; I hope you didn’t try to watch that video, it’ll make you want to scratch your face off with your best friend’s wife’s toe nails – that slut. I tried to watch it, due-diligence-journalistic-curiosity and all that, but I couldn’t. For one, I started to get turned on, which made me question my sexuality – and that’s only happened once before, with Alicia Silverstone of all people, I was turned on by her but really, really didn’t want to be. For two, every time I skipped forward she/he was saying something about pop-stars.

Anyway, I guess this chick/dude got on stage and tried to talk all political. Shut the fuck up, just… shut up. No one cares, and yes, I am speaking for everyone.

And as far as She/He musicians go, this one has nothing on Nicole McRory:

Johnny & June

Nicole McRory | MySpace Video

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