sluts cause earthquakes…
Monday, 19. April 2010
A cleric – which is some kind of religious person – in Iran has finally said it… sluts cause earthquakes! From this story:
Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi’s comments follow a warning by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit the capital Tehran and that many residents should relocate.
In a prayer sermon, the cleric said: ‘Many women who do not dress modestly… lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes.’
Awesome logic; this guy has a great job. Iran, especially Tehran, sits on all kinds of faults, has a good amount of smaller quakes and is bound to have a giant earthquake someday. I wish I was some kind of ‘magic man’ in that region – if you do not behave the way I want God will shake the earth… wait for it, wait for it… feel that? Yeah, see, earthquake for God!
I’ve tried that where I live, in San Francisco; What’s up ladies… if you do not have a threeway with me God will shake the earth… Unfortunately, San Francisco is a god-less town full of intelligent chicks, so instead of a three-way I got a two-hour lecture on plate tectonics.
And dude, I think that Iranian chick in the picture is hot. She’s rebelling by showing some hair, and wearing a tight scarf – risking torture and death for the right to not have to completely cover up and get her clitoris cut off. It’s so much hotter than some pale American chicks walking down the street topless to protest a double standard. Boo-F’n-Hoo, put your clothes on and try to do something that matters. What are you trying to do, cause an earthquake or something..?
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