Political Sex

You’ve probably heard of ACORN, maybe? Whatever - it’s a nationwide organization that’s supposed to help people (I think the C stands for Community, the other letters are just there to make it spell ACORN). Either way, it’s taking heat right now because some guy and some chick pretended to be a lawyer and a hooker to see if ACORN would help them set up a brothel for underage prostitutes. Blah, blah, who cares. Check her out – that’s a picture of the girl, Hannah Giles, a 20-year-old journalism student.

Okay, I live in San Francisco where hookers are everywhere. And none of them look like this chick, not even close. I’m sure there’s some ladies out there who look like this and would have sex with someone for maybe five thousand dollars or something - actually that’s every girl that looks like that. Hell, 20-year-old college girls will have sex with dudes for a string of four-leaf clover beads, and if they have twinkle lights in them, she’ll invite a friend – trust me. But who can blame them, guys are throwing 1-cent generic beads to all the ladies, and then there’s me with the 14-cent four-leaf clover beads with twinkle lights… it looks like a string of gold to drunken sluts. Chicks are stupid.

Anyway, I’m not a conservative, so maybe that’s why I find this fake whore so attractive? I imagine having a heated argument where I convince her that religion is stupid and Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are just Rock DJs who found a niche… she’d be all crying, I’d brush her hair behind her ear, she’d look up at me and say “I didn’t know” and I’d just stare at her until she started bawling, then we’d do it, probably… Huh, that’s interesting, why do I find crying girls attractive, hmm, oh well.

You can check her out in this video; I think it’s adorable how she thinks hookers dress:

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