Political Sex

For some reason politicians really like telling people they’re not running; like this douche named Marco Rubio, from this story:

Speaking at a political forum in Washington, Rubio said flatly on Wednesday: “I’m not going to be the vice presidential nominee.” He then repeated himself.

Rubio said he didn’t run for the Senate “to have a launching pad for another job.”

Whatever. Look at this guy’s wife. Just look at her… hmmm… yeah… Just. Look. At. Her! Damn… Alright then. Nice. She’s a former NFL cheerleader named Jeanette or something, doesn’t matter; I doubt it even matters to Marco.

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