Political Sex

Megadeth is a band from the 80′s… or 90′s, or whenever dudes with scratchy voices put on their girlfriend’s pants, sang about girlfriends, and had sex with everyone else’s girlfriend. And Dave Mustaine is in Megadeth. He set the interverse (hmm, I tried to combine ‘internet’ and ‘universe,’ I dislike myself right now) on fire because he apparently came out in support of GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum. But now he’s pulling back a bit:

“Contrary to how some people have interpreted my words, I have not endorsed any presidential candidate,” the rocker said in the release, obtained by Billboard.com. “What I did say was that I hope to see a Republican in the White House. I’ve seen good qualities in all the candidates but by no means have made my choice yet. I respect the fact that Santorum took time off from his campaign to be with his sick daughter, but I never used the word ‘endorse.’” (nydailynews)

I know, right. Crazy stuff. I can’t wait to find out who Dave Mustaine actually endorses. No one who knows anything make a political decision without first checking with Dave Mustaine. What do I know, though, maybe he’s one of the greatest political minds of our time and now I have egg on my face. What does that even mean? That’s a saying, right; “egg on my face?” I don’t like it. It sounds too much like I was on the receiving end of the last thing that happens during a porn scene. Similar texture…

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