sorry Spike Lee, Obama’s just a politician…

Wednesday, 2. June 2010

Spike Lee – the movie director – wants Obama to “Go off!” Which at first I thought it was a misprint, because it looks kind of weird without context Go Off… I thought Spike wanted Obama to ‘get off.’ But no, Spike Lee doesn’t want Obama to be sexually satisfied (well, at least that’s not the case here), he wants Obama to express his rage and frustration about the Gulf oil disaster. From this story:

“One time, go off!” director Spike Lee urged on CNN’s “AC 360°.” “If there’s any one time to go off, this is it, because this is a disaster.”

Presidents don’t “Go off.” That’s the dumbest thing a president could ever do. Look at that Howard Dean schmuck, people only remember him as the guy who did that scream thing at that rally that one time. Presidents have to be like professional assassins; no matter what happens, you have to react with a cool-collectedness; you have to be serious, all business with no time to react like a commoner.

Trust me, one time my girlfriend wanted me to kill a big spider in the kitchen and I went in with concentrated fury, but wait, it wasn’t where she said it was. It could have been anywhere. But I didn’t lose my nerve, I adapted a promptly found the bastard… and took it out. And as I walked away from it’s mutilated corpse, I whistled the tune of, “She swallowed the spider to catch the fly… I. Guess. She’ll. Die.”

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