Political Sex

I’d take a spanking to get out of jail quicker – wow, that just sparked the greatest Monopoly spin-off idea or do they already have a Bondage Monopoly; I bet they do, those Parker Brothers… perverts. Some judge in Alabama is on trial now for (and this is a stupid blog so just assume I use the word ‘allegedly’ everywhere I should) trading sex stuff and spankings with prisoners for leniency… male judge, male prisoners – not my kind of porno but get in where you fit in.

• He faces trial on charges of sodomy, kidnapping, sex abuse, extortion, assault and ethics violations that involved oral and anal sex, as well as the spankings.

I like the idea of spankings as a regular form of punishment. This could be a great solution to our increasingly over-populated prisons. And what a deterent if it was broadcast live on the internet: if you get caught doing lesser crimes you will be paddled live on the internet by the person you did the crime against or by the most embarrassing person the judge/jury can come up with. And think of the revenue, put some pre-roll and banner ads. Cha-ching!

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1. ol’ crazy eyes Tucson shooter is crazy…
2. the Berlusconi underage whore trial is going to be awesome…