Political Sex

Damn it, look at this schmuck – named Stewart David Nozette – who has been accused of trying to give classified information to an Israeli intelligence person, who was actually an FBI agent. So upon learning this he shot grappling hook out of his cuff-link and was picked up by a stolen stealth bomber that he had converted to a mobile intelligence head quarters… I know, I know, he didn’t do that. But that would have cool.

• Oct. 1.Nozette was videotaped leaving a manila envelope in the post office box. FBI agents retrieved it and found a second set of answers. The responses contained information classified as both top secret and secret, on U.S. satellites, early warning systems, means of defense or retaliation against large-scale attack, communications intelligence information, and major elements of defense strategy.

It may not be a fair comparison, I even did what they do on acne  (Acne, not ACME; zits, not rocket-powered roller skates) commercials with the before picture all pixelated with bad lighting, but look at him next to Pierce Brosnan – with his striking good looks, perfect hair, a suit that fits him like skin… uh, hmm… screw you, I’m allowed to think he’s good looking, okay. It doesn’ t mean I want to do him. But if I had to choose, like someone made me pick out a dude that I had to do, I could do a lot worse than Pierce… I mean Mr. Brosnan – I imagine that’s what he’d like to be called. Anyway, my point being this dude is not a cool looking spy.

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