Headline: Will porn survive the recession?

Uh, the answer is yes. Why even do a story like this, unless the reporter just wanted a reason to go to the AVN Awards show in Las Vegas. That where they give awards to porn stars for stuff like, Best New __________ (fill in with the nastiest thing you’ve ever seen in a porn). And when the “actors” win the award they actually give acceptance speeches. It’s a good thing they’re all heavily coked up, or else they might see how lame getting a porn award is; because everyone knows true performers do it for the art, not the award. Ha. Sluts. Oh, and thank you for doing fine, fine work. From this story:

And, like ESPN and the Discovery Channel, porn is going 3-D. For a mere $3,999.99, Bad Girls in 3D is offering a 60-inch 3-D television, a microcomputer, proprietary software, 3-D glasses and a monthly subscription for adult content.

I think porn will do just fine… That picture is of a sex robot that talks to you like a real person. Hmm… if you’re in a relationship, would having sex with a sex robot be considered cheating?

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