Silvio-Berlusconi

Damn it! My heart has been broken. The coolest politician to ever live  just got a little less cool. Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s prime minister (and he’s like 103 or something and looks like he’s 50), has been involved with some “scandals” involving hot 18 year olds and prostitutes. And in the past he basically said ‘F-off, I’m gettin’ mine.’ And now he’s suing? I think I’m going to cry. It’s like finding out professional wrestling isn’t ‘real.’ I still remember bawling as I tore my Jack the Snake poster from my wall.

From Reuters (how ever you pronounce that):

  • Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is launching legal actions against media in Italy and abroad, including Britain, France and Spain, for libel in their coverage of his private life, his lawyer said on Friday.

Suing is like admitting you’ve done something wrong. Silvio Noooooo! You’ve done nothing wrong, you’ve done everything right.

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