Star Magazine is reporting that the same woman who had sex with Larry David, had sex with Al Gore; Larry David’s ex-wife Laurie David. Wow, this is so boring. Even when he has an affair, it’s just plain boring. From Star:

Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David‘s ex-wife — for the past two years!

Dude, Al. You could’ve done a lot better. Even though you are a complete, boring douche bag, you could have gotten a hot piece of ass who for some reason believes you’re important. But instead, Al hooks up with someone who has obvious self-esteem issues. First you could say she was with Larry David because of his sense of humor… but Al Gore has no sense of humor, so…

The Drudge Report is reporting that Star Magazine might have an exclusive that Al Gore had an affair… Of course he did. Everyone knows that’s why he’s getting divorced. How does everyone know? Because why else would he get a divorce – that’s how.

Everyone is so shocked that Al Gore (he was the Vice President at some point a while back and won an Oscar for some crappy movie about how to kill polar bears) and his wife are splitting up after 40 years of marriage, the reason is obvious? Answer: It’s time to get laid! Al Gore could nail all wanna-be ‘environmentalists’ of any age - depending on the age of consent laws of whatever country he happens to be annoying - and being male, when given the choice between your old-ass wife and anyone else… What? I need to finish that thought? Come on, you know what I mean, you’re just giving me a hard time because you don’t think you’re cool enough to hang out with me so you’re trying to make yourself feel justified, like you wouldn’t want to hang out with me anyway… well, I guess we’ll never know, because there’s really no way I’d hang out with you now.

And note that I didn’t say ‘environmentalist CHICK of any age,’ because if he’s not bisexual I don’t know who is… Al Gore could have an orgy with UC Berkeley’s entire freshman and sophmore classes, men and women, in the football stadium during halftime and not only not be arrested for indecent exposure, but be given the Key to the City while the mayor gives him a handie.

And Tipper? Who cares, she’s old.

The whole climate change thing is only good for entertainment, it’s not going to matter for any of us; and no, I don’t care about my great-great grand kids. I don’t even know them, maybe they’ll be a bunch of assholes. What the hell do I know? I do enjoy how crazy everyone is about it, though. It’s fun to watch. But god damn it I hate Al Gore. With his big, stupid face and he’s always talking and walking around like an idiot. God! Fuckin’ hate him. Shut your stupid face up.

Anyway, Sarah Palin wrote some crap about Global Warming being stupid, so stupid fucking Al Gore with his his stupid head went on some TV show and said Global Warming is not stupid. Whatever, I can’t do it anymore, now I’m all mad. Fuckin’ Al Gore… hate him.

Update – he’s reading a god damn poem that his stupid big fat shiny face wrote, stupid Al Gore. Damn! He makes me cry rage-tears… Enjoy the video: