Tuesday, 24. May 2011
Peter Fonda was a celebrity once, and that gives him the ability to talk into a microphone and have those words make it to the public even though he has no business talking to anyone about anything; from this story:
“I sent an email to President Obama saying, ‘You are a f—— traitor,’ using those words… ‘You’re a traitor, you allowed foreign boots on our soil telling our military – in this case the coastguard – what they can and could not do, and telling us, the citizens of the United States, what we could or could not do’.”
And from this story:
“I’m training my grandchildren to use long-range rifles,” said the actor, 71. “For what purpose? Well, I’m not going to say the words ‘Barack Obama’, but …”
He added, enigmatically: “It’s more of a thought process than an actuality, but we are heading for a major conflict between the haves and the have nots. I came here many years ago with a biker movie and we stopped a war. Now, it’s about starting the world.
Okay, to be fair – best grandfather ever! ‘Hey, Timmy, did you have fun with grandpa…’ “Sure did, now I can kill a man at 200 yards in high wind…” ‘Oh, that’s grand…”
He’s just a little ticked off at President Obama because of the BP-oil-in-the-gulf fuck up; and he made a documentary about it that even though I never would have gone to see it, I would have pretended it was important. But not now, now he’s just a crazy-man with a camera.
Tuesday, 8. February 2011
Keith Olbermann, who used to have a show on MSNBC, will be returning to television via Current TV, from the official statement:
In addition to executive producing and hosting a new nightly primetime news and commentary show, Olbermann will also serve as the company’s Chief News Officer and will have an equity stake in Current Media.
This is an exciting story, because I didn’t even know Current TV was still doing whatever it is they do… isn’t it where amateurs use their video cameras to find news, and make their own reports? It’s a good thing for Current there isn’t an easier more-available-to-the-masses way for people to do this, where people could access it from their personal computers or phones – a “net” of digital data sharing if you will.
This is a smart enough move for Current TV, which could use any reason for people to even wonder if their cable company provides it; Al Gore owns it and could raise the money for Olbermann’s salary with a couple of boring speeches. Although with Olbermann as the network’s Chief News Officer, it’ll probably just be wall-to-wall clips of Glenn Beck saying something crazy, and then Olbermann saying Glenn Beck is crazy.
Tuesday, 15. June 2010
Star Magazine is reporting that the same woman who had sex with Larry David, had sex with Al Gore; Larry David’s ex-wife Laurie David. Wow, this is so boring. Even when he has an affair, it’s just plain boring. From Star:
Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David‘s ex-wife — for the past two years!
Dude, Al. You could’ve done a lot better. Even though you are a complete, boring douche bag, you could have gotten a hot piece of ass who for some reason believes you’re important. But instead, Al hooks up with someone who has obvious self-esteem issues. First you could say she was with Larry David because of his sense of humor… but Al Gore has no sense of humor, so…
Tuesday, 15. June 2010
The Drudge Report is reporting that Star Magazine might have an exclusive that Al Gore had an affair… Of course he did. Everyone knows that’s why he’s getting divorced. How does everyone know? Because why else would he get a divorce – that’s how.
Tuesday, 1. June 2010
Everyone is so shocked that Al Gore (he was the Vice President at some point a while back and won an Oscar for some crappy movie about how to kill polar bears) and his wife are splitting up after 40 years of marriage, the reason is obvious? Answer: It’s time to get laid! Al Gore could nail all wanna-be ‘environmentalists’ of any age - depending on the age of consent laws of whatever country he happens to be annoying - and being male, when given the choice between your old-ass wife and anyone else… What? I need to finish that thought? Come on, you know what I mean, you’re just giving me a hard time because you don’t think you’re cool enough to hang out with me so you’re trying to make yourself feel justified, like you wouldn’t want to hang out with me anyway… well, I guess we’ll never know, because there’s really no way I’d hang out with you now.
And note that I didn’t say ‘environmentalist CHICK of any age,’ because if he’s not bisexual I don’t know who is… Al Gore could have an orgy with UC Berkeley’s entire freshman and sophmore classes, men and women, in the football stadium during halftime and not only not be arrested for indecent exposure, but be given the Key to the City while the mayor gives him a handie.
And Tipper? Who cares, she’s old.