God damn it, I’m starting to like Sarah Palin. And not just in a carnal way. She’s turned being the worst Vice Presidential candidate and allegedly corrupt Governor into a successful media career. She is the Paris Hilton of politics. From this story:
Discovery Communications Inc. bought the global rights to “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” an eight- part television documentary series.The show, focusing on the former governor and her home state, will be broadcast on Discovery’s TLC channel, the Silver Spring, Maryland-based company said today in an e-mailed statement. The premier date wasn’t announced.
And don’t worry, she’ll never be our President. She won’t. She’ll be a laughable media personality; I say jsut embrace her now… She’s a lovable raving pseudo-right-wing lunatic who will do about anything for a buck as long as it keeps her name in the public. If you still hate her, just wait for the sex tape, extra-marital affair or drug scandal that will eventually come out about her.
Ha ha. In the latest Family Guy, Chris is enamored by a girl with Down Syndrome and wants to go out with her. He gets the courage to ask her out, and that video is Stewie helping him get ready for the date. From the start of the date, you realize this girl is a total bitch, while Chris is trying to be the perfect date.
Sarah Palin is upset with FOX (her employer by-the-way) because when Chris asks what this girl’s parents do, she says, “My dad’s an accountant, and my mom is the former governor of Alaska.” Of course, the Palin’s think it’s a shot at them. But, of course, it was bait! And trying to bait Sarah Palin is like trying to bait a teenage-runaway Russian prostitute with the idea she’ll one day be free from her pimp – they fall for it every time (ha, teenage-runaway Russian prostitutes are so stupid). From this story:
In a Facebook posting headlined “Fox Hollywood — What a Disappointment,” the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee and current Fox News contributor said Sunday night’s episode felt like “another kick in the gut.” Palin’s youngest son, Trig, has Down syndrome.
The thing that the Palins seemed to have missedis that the entire Chris on a date with Anna storyline is all about how people with Down Syndrome are normal… by reminding us that high school girls are F’n bitches, man.
Well done Seth McFarlane, you drunk bastard.
Update: The character with Down Syndrome was voiced by a girl with Down Syndrome. Ha. This adds to the brilliance of the play by Seth McFarlane and Family Guy. I’m jealous, I’ve always wanted to ‘F’ Sarah Palin, and now they have… while Seth dumped a high-ball full of Jack Daniels on her head to add to the humiliation.
