Andy Martin Spot

I love Andy Martin. I love Andy Martin like I love Charles Manson and Paris Hilton; makes the world more ridiculous. This giant ass put out that radio ad against his opponent for the republican senatorial primary, Congressman Mark Kirk. I love this guy because he’s goin’ straight School Yard on fools (what? that was weird; I don’t usually talk like that unless I’m drunk, or with my “street” friends).

Hmm, I don’t have a chance, what should I do? My son become the most popular kid in 5th grade for throwing all the other guys on the ground, farting on their heads and calling them gay. Can I throw this guy… and fart… No, no, no, that will never fly… But I can call him gay!

Wow. This guy must see the world going in an entirely different direction that most people do… to actually think the best way to get elected is to go after the homophobic vote? So awesome.

Here’s the story if you need more?