Political Sex

Ever since I saw that douche bag get with Angelina Jolie in Hackers I thought being a hacker would be really cool, plus I was kind of into rollerblading at the time and all the hacker in the movie roller-bladed - looking back now, I think I was kind of a dork; but whatever, being a hacker still seems like it would be really cool. HACK THE PLANET! That goofy, ass-face from Scream was in that movie too. Fuck that was a terrible movie.

Anyway, some hacker group is mad at Facebook, from this story:

Anonymous could be planning a Nov. 5 cyber attack against the world’s largest social networking site, Facebook.

Whoever posted the video — whether actually from members of Anonymous or someone claiming to be affiliated with the group — said the reasoning behind the planned attack was allegations of Facebook selling its users’ personal information to government agencies “so that they can spy on people from all around the world. Some of these so-called whitehat infosec firms are working for authoritarian governments, such as those of Egypt and Syria. “

Of course, November 5th is Guy Fawkes day. And this is what I don’t get about vigilantes these days; they always pick days that are already famous for something someone else did that was similar. Guy Fawkes didn’t try to blow up Parliament on someone else’s day. Pick your own day. Be original. Or don’t, I don’t really care.

Would Facebook really be missed? It might be a little bit of a hassle to go back to myspace or to something new, maybe Google+ (is that something people use, yet?).

I take it back, Hackers was a cool movie, and I was cool, too:

I guess Angelina Jolie – did you see Cyborg 2, so terrible, but she was so hot – went to Pakistan to hang out with some “flood victims.” Which I don’t really get that term, because unless you’re dead, being a “flood victim” just means you got wet. And if Angelina Jolie wants to hang out with some people who got a little wet, bath time at the Political Sex building is on Thursdays at 3pm sharp. Not only will she be able to see the true meaning of ‘team building,’ she would also be the first woman to join us; so she could feel real special about that.

If you want to see what Angelina Jolie looks like with more clothes on… wow, I never thought I’d put that on paper. Did you see Gia… she’s a great piece of ass actress.

I think Hillary Clinton might be a lesbian. I think this because she broke her elbow – one day before doing an event with Angelina Jolie. Hillary just fell while walking to the White House. The only explanation is that she was day-dreaming about Angelina. If I knew I’d be hanging out with Angelina Jolie in 24 hours, I’d unknowingly walk off a cliff. But I wouldn’t fall, not at first. Not until I realized I’d walked like six or seven steps off the edge. Then I’d hold up my ‘Yikes’ sign. And then I’d fall.

This Hillary thing reminds me of something. Do you remember that commercial where kids are playing football and the girl is getting hurt, so she stuffs her clothes with toilet paper. Or did I just make that up, because if I did that’s really, really good.