This chick’s the reason why guys cheat on their girlfriends… so it’s no surprise that her husband cheated on her with some hot Argentinian chick. If you don’t know, and why should you, this is Jenny Sanford. She divorced her Governor-of-South-Carolina-Mark-Sanford husband. Then she went on TV talk shows because she’s brave for some reason, and then she wrote a book because of being this type of brave woman. I’m still not sure how getting cheated on makes you brave – I’ve actually been doing research on the subject; I’ve been dating girls all romantic-like and then dumping their asses, after which I ask How do you feel? Brave? The data is so far inconclusive. Anyway, now this from this story:

Divorced former South Carolina first lady Jenny Sanford confirms that she’s dating a Georgia businessman whose coastal vacation home is a few doors down from hers.

Holy fuck! This is awful, just awful. You know she and every chick out there is thinking “Oh, this is just like those stupid fucking chick flicks I like.” No, it’s not, that’s not how stuff actually happens. This guy knows how rich she is, he sees that she’s been betrayed, and thinks, I bet I could totally nail that. And you know what, because you know this loser with a book watches chick flicks, he’s right, what an easy target. One walk down the beach at sunset talking about what she’s interested in and bada-bing-bada-boom. 

Another book you won’t read, and don’t have to, but will somehow sell thousands of copies… all you need to know about this book is in this story:

- she killed some high school guy when she was 17; she ran a stop sign and smashed into his car

- she doesn’t like how people talk bad about her husband – president George W. Bush

- and they may have been poisoned in at the G8 in Germany, but probably not

There, done, now you don’t have to read it. Just figure out how long it would take you to read that garbage, and then figure out how much that time was worth to you and send me a check… You’re Welcome!

You’re probably not going to read President George W. Bush’s book, Decision Points, and why would you, and you don’t have to: you’ll hear everything you need to know about it from the media. They find the controversial stuff, they’ll find the heart-warming stuff; they’ll fact check him, prove him a liar, prove him misunderstood, prove that no one really cares… I guess you have to write a book if you were a president, whatever – if I were him I’d write it in comic book form (or ‘graphic novel’ for all of you who don’t think you’re a comic book geek). F’ it, right? If everyone thought I was an idiot, I’d play it up – he’d sell three times as many copies.

Just working it out: Decision Points; points about a decision; a decision that points to something; pointing is rude… no wait, penises have points, decisions can be hard, so the title of his book can be deciphered as: Hard Penis… suck it.

The wife of that one governor of that one state that was banging that other chick in that other country wrote a book and now she is giong around doing interviews; not because everyone in the media thinks her book is important, but because they want her to talk about what it was like to have her governor husband cheat on her. I imagine it’s about the same as having a regular husband cheat on you except you get to turn it into a million dollar book and interview deal.

I chose the Daily Show interview to post. I can’t imagine she said anything different to anyone else. And at least Jon Stewart can be funny… sometimes. I didn’t watch it. Why would I? And why can’t I center that embedded video. I did everything I usually do that centers it in the post, but not this one… so now something else that make me hate Jenny Sanford. Great! Like I needed another.

I guess this dumb ass wife (separated? divorced? care? NO) of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who banged a hot Argentinian did an interview with Barbara Walters. Quit it! Just stop! Damn it…

“It was awful for me to watch my husband come back and pine about his ‘soul mate’ and days spent crying in Argentina,” Jenny Sanford says. “It was awful to think that the world now, you know, was watching this about us and our marriage. It was awful from the political standpoint because he really should’ve, should’ve stopped talking at a certain point.”

She’s just trying to hock her book. Basically, she became a well-known loser; and semi-smart people who become well-known losers write books and go on TV to give examples of how much of a loser you can find out she is by reading her book. Fuck! Go away…