The wife of that one governor of that one state that was banging that other chick in that other country wrote a book and now she is giong around doing interviews; not because everyone in the media thinks her book is important, but because they want her to talk about what it was like to have her governor husband cheat on her. I imagine it’s about the same as having a regular husband cheat on you except you get to turn it into a million dollar book and interview deal.

I chose the Daily Show interview to post. I can’t imagine she said anything different to anyone else. And at least Jon Stewart can be funny… sometimes. I didn’t watch it. Why would I? And why can’t I center that embedded video. I did everything I usually do that centers it in the post, but not this one… so now something else that make me hate Jenny Sanford. Great! Like I needed another.

I guess this dumb ass wife (separated? divorced? care? NO) of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford who banged a hot Argentinian did an interview with Barbara Walters. Quit it! Just stop! Damn it…

“It was awful for me to watch my husband come back and pine about his ’soul mate’ and days spent crying in Argentina,” Jenny Sanford says. “It was awful to think that the world now, you know, was watching this about us and our marriage. It was awful from the political standpoint because he really should’ve, should’ve stopped talking at a certain point.”

She’s just trying to hock her book. Basically, she became a well-known loser; and semi-smart people who become well-known losers write books and go on TV to give examples of how much of a loser you can find out she is by reading her book. Fuck! Go away…

Seriously though, who the hell is actually going to read it. Besides people in the media, of course… but even then, just the first few to read and talk about should and the rest of us can just steal from them. The Associated Press got a copy, made some poor schmuck read it:

• “As you probably have heard, the AP snagged a copy of my memoir, Going Rogue, before its Tuesday release,” Palin said in a Friday post on her Facebook site. “And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book. Keep your powder dry, read the book, and enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska, and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Senator John McCain.”

From what I’ve seen, she talks about everything you’d probably expect her say if you followed the presidential campaign; she rips on the media, says McCain camp kept her down, and leaves her grand-baby-daddy alone. Done and done, I just saved you the five dollars or whatever they’ve marked it down to now.

Is it me or is it really easy to picture Sarah Palin having sex? And I don’ t just mean nice-and-easy Missionary style stuff; it is so easy to picture her doing the dirtiest, nastiest things, and the words that come out of her mouth, my god, she’s just filthy… and actually while picturing her doing stuff, she’s taught me a few things; things that seemed like weird requests at first, but being an open-minded guy I gave it a shot and all I can say is, “Thank you Sarah, Oh no sorry! I meant Mrs. Palin! Please don’t whip me (whaap!) ooooo, yeaaaah.”

Headline: Get ready, America: Here comes Sarah Palin (With a slight spelling change that could be a great name for a sequel to Who’s Nailin’ Paylin.)

Sarah Palin will be making the book tour rounds. That is so awesome, I can’t think of anything more awesome than Sarah Palin going around the country to sign her books. You may think I’m being sarcastic, I’ve used a bit of sarcasm on Political Sex so I understand why you might be leaning that way… but I am completely serious. Can’t you already imagine all the moronic things she’s going to say; local morning TV news shows; cell phone video; stupid interviews.

It reminds me of the time when I was four and kept dumping water on the dog, and I was sent to my room. I thought I was going to be there forever. And then, just like five minutes later my mom came in and asked if I learned my lesson. I said yes, of course. And then I got some water and dumped it on that god damned dog. I don’t remember why I did it, but I know I was justified. Stupid dog…

Former Miss California and shamed Miss America contestant Carrie Prejean wrote a book laying out how she’s going to take over the world, in six easy steps… whatever, it could be about that, no one really cares. People might actually buy it if it was about that.

I don’t even know why the is Political Sex worthy; she’s a hot ultra-conservative chick with fake tits who made a tape of herself masturbating when she was 17 years old and sent it to her boyfriend - and that’s probably why she dropped her lawsuit against the Miss America Pageant and Donald Trump. Good enough for you!? Get off my back, jeez! I’m still trying to figure it all out, find my place on the World Wide Web.

And if you’re looking for the video – give it up, she was 17! Not going to happen Awesome Update!

So some losers decided to write a book about put a bunch of stuff other people wrote about Sarah Palin into a book – Going Rouge: An American Nightmare - to be released (by themselves) the same day as Palin’s book – Going Rogue: An American Life.

• The anti-Palin book, compiled by Richard Kim and Betsy Reed, senior editors at the left-leaning The Nation magazine, claims to offer up “the real Palin.”

Yeah, f’n stupid. No one’s going to read it, and these douche bags get to be interesting at a couple of parties… whatever. At least Sarah Palin’s book will be good for a laugh.

I need to write a book, it seems it can be about anything… ANYTHING! Oh, Sarah Palin has a book coming out, I think I’ll asked one thousand 4 year olds what they think of her and record what they say.

Possible answers:

Palin, calin, malin – I got a popsicle yesterday. It was red.

Mommy says she’s a whore.

Sarah Palin represents the futility of man; older men like attractive women with similar ideals, coupled with the media’s obsession with… (Hey! Beat it dwarf; pretending to be a kid - what’s the matter with you!?)

Poop smells.

It would probably be billion dollar live television event, if Sarah Palin actually did (as in F’d) Oprah Winfrey; but no, she is just doing (as in sitting on the couch on her stupid show) Oprah Winfrey. It’ll still be a highly watched show – Monday, November 16 – but really not even close to how many people would watch them bump uglies. This will be the first interview Palin will be doing to hock her new book Going Rogue: An American Life; Nailin’ Palin was already taken:

• Palin’s book was No. 4 on Amazon.com’s best-seller list on Tuesday. It’s slated to be released Tuesday, Nov. 17, the day after Palin’s interview with Winfrey.

Best-seller? What, are they giving it away? No, but they are giving a 69% discount, from amazon.com:

Wow, I need a Butt Boy. Do you have to be a weird little douche of a human being like John Edwards to get one?

That guy on the left did everything Edwards wanted, everything; even when Edwards knocked some chick up, the Butt Boy claimed he was the father so Edwards wouldn’t have to go through a scandal. Holy God Damn! John Edwards is the BIGGEST douche ever! Wow. It was Butt Boy’s dream to go to the White House, however he had to get there, but for Edwards to allow him to do that… whatever, they’re both assholes.

• _________ sometimes described himself as Edwards’s “special assistant” and dreamed of serving in an Edwards White House. Other aides, with a combination of disgust — and, perhaps, a bit of envy — referred to him as Edwards’s “personal servant,” or worse, Edwards’s “butt boy.”

I won’t say Butt Boy’s name, it’s not worth knowing. But if you really need to konw it’s in this story. He did write a book. Hell, if I was some one’s butt boy, and I didn’t get what I thought I deserved I’d write a book too. This definitely goes in the Another Loser with a Book pile with Jenny Sanford. Guess who also wrote a damn book: Elizabeth Edwards. It seems like all you have to do is let John Edwards piss all over you, and you get a book deal. She writes about Butt Boy:

• She and her husband were, she wrote, his victims — guilty only of “being vulnerable to obsequiousness.”

Don’t worry, I looked it up; obsequiousness – Full of or exhibiting servile compliance; fawning. Victims of someone doing whatever they wanted… I can hear the movie trailer now, “And just when you thought it was safe to wash your own car, you discover it was already washed… AND WAXED. Don’t miss Butt Boy… Taking over the World… one dry cleaned suit at a time…”

What a mess-of-an-existence all around.