South Park made fun of Glenn Beck. And an example of why I fucking hate people: Huffington Post headline, “South Park” takes on Glenn Beck…

• Turns out Eric hates (Wendy) and as a result devotes all his time to creating and promoting crazy conspiracy theories about her time in office. Sound familiar? He even wrote a book that claimed to be about how the school is suffering under her leadership, but was really just 500 pages of him calling Wendy a slut.

Sound familiar. They’re idiots. It shows they know nothing about South Park, or Glenn Beck. They’re not ‘taking on’ Glenn Beck. They just made fun of someone that’s all over the place right now – and yes he does use his radio show to promote his TV show to promote his books… lather, rinse, repeat. Glenn got off easy; the South Park guys would have Ariana Huffington getting gang-banged at a bathhouse by a bunch of old republican senators because she’d end up being a transvestite illegal alien doing anything he could to stay in the country. Hmm, I call Copyright on that…

**I didn’t link to the story, even though they have some of the video there, because their website is always so god damned slow I don’t want you relating that stupid site with this one. And Ariana has a stupid accent. There, I said it. It’s finally out there.**

Senator John McCain’s daughter, Medfhpcgan (her name’s Megan, but they put a bunch of random consonants in the middle and I don’t remember which ones so I guessed), who is famous for posting a boobie picture on Twitter – she’s also a best selling children’s book writer and columnist, but no one even knew that until the boob pic – was on some lame Jay Leno panel talking about current events. She sucks:

In her defense, or actually not really in her defense at all, everyone else on the panel besides Jim Norton is completely useless as an entertaining commentator. Here’s another clip, notice how what I just said is totally accurate, and notice at the end how the Twitpic Boob Chick - who said days ago she was done talking about the picture – compares her boobs to balloons: