Ashley Dupre - former governor Elliot Spitzer’s call girl – was on Opie and Anthony’s radio show, today? sometime? I’m assuming today because all this her doing Playboy came out yesterday… whatever, that really doesn’t matter. But stuff like this is why I got into radio, here’s this dumb-ass broad, thinking she’s famous because she let some governor pay her to have sex with him, trying to pretend SHE matters. She doesn’t matter - at all - and Opie calls her on her bullshit; the only thing about her that matters is that one of the guys whose whore she was happened to be a state governor. I do like the precedent she’s setting though; maybe more hot call girls will want to have their picture taken naked for money. Actually, maybe I should start a magazine that only has young hot call-girl-hookers as nude models. And I could list stuff about them (like what their turn ons are), and then for some filler I could have interviews with celebrities and pictures of sexy parties that I’d have a the mansion I bought from all the money I made by printing pictures of naked whores. Wow! That’s a great idea. How come no one has thought of that, yet?

Elliot Spitzer’s call girl got naked for Playboy. And why wouldn’t she. She used to get paid to have sex with strangers, so this is nothing; like a pro football player getting a ton of dough to play a quick flag-football game – You’re going to pay me to not get hit? Uh, okay.

Check out some of the pics at wwtdd.com

Hooker-Booker. Awesome.

Cory Update, Hooker-Booker at large. ‘ah, yes, I’d like you to meet Hooker-Booker Cory Update.’ ‘Cory Update, HB. At your service.’

(Blogger’s choice: Ashley Dupre, hotter than the Hooker-Booker)

Yes, the Elliot Spitzer dealy is still going on. The Hooker-Booker for the Emperor’s Club where Spitzer got his whores, Tameka Lewis (her name doesn’t matter because no one will remember it; they’ll remember Hooker-Booker though) has been cooperating in a federal probe on the Club and said Spitzer had many whores…

Feds: Many whores?

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, many!

Feds: Would you say he had a plethora of whores?

Hooker-Booker: A what?

Feds: A “plethora”.

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, he had a plethora.

Feds: Hooker-Booker, what is a plethora?

Hooker-Booker: Why?

Feds: Well, you told us he had a plethora. And we just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he had a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Hooker-Booker: Forgive me. I know that I, Hooker-Booker, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Spitzer’s club alias was Client 9 – has anyone made that their band’s name, Client Number Nine? I call dibs. We are Client Number Nine!!!

That’s not a great picture of Ashley Dupre - one of Spitzer’s whores who got famous for about a week - but I think the guy with her has ‘WAZ UP HATERS’ on his T-Shirt. I guess it could be ‘WAZ UP HALIBUT’, and if it is, then I don’t get it at all. Waz up halibut? Well, that’s just stupid.