The whole point of the ad is to say he’d be the religious President; why’d he need to take a shot at gays serving their country, does he think gay people are all godless heathens? I’m sure some are, but no where near as many straight godless heathens.
Newt Gingrich is a guy who is campaigning to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States. He has some experience, Speaker of the House, and stuff… who really cares? He’s a super conservative guy who’s cheated on his various wives; but then married the chick he cheated on them with – I know, for some reason that makes it better. He released an ad in Iowa – where I think the first caucus is… if you don’t count the one in my pants which is going on right now, hey-oh!
Let’s fuckin’ do this:
0:00 – Wheat
0:04 – Flag (oh, it’s going to be one of those ‘symbols of America’ deals)
0:11 – Shit. Are those the actual Purple Mountains Majesties? This guy means business.
0:13 – That really looks like a job a machine could do much better.
0:17 – She really looks like she can handle a broomstick, cha-ching!
0:22 – A hot chick handling flowers? Nice imagery Newt, you old pervert, you.
0:24 – Damn, that flower chick is really pretty. I bet she was the one with the broom.
0:30 – The next ten seconds or so they’re just matching video to what he’s saying; respect, military; stand strong, Statue of Liberty; faith, church; and so on.
0:36 – Ha! “…respecting one another” as the show men and women going to work together. Stupid.
0:37 – Nice cleavage, red dress. *cough* office slut *cough*
0:40 – What is that, Russia? Probably an Iowa government building or some crap.
0:42 – I think this part was taken from the end of Gladiator, where Russell Crowe’s character joins his dead wife and kid. Because just like the America of the past, the afterlife is full of wheat.
0:50 – Is it me or does Newt Gingrich look like a cartoon frog?
0:58 – Slogan: Rebuilding the America We Love.
It has a bit of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet to it, but other than that this ad couldn’t be more generic and boring. I’m not from Iowa, and I don’t think I’ve ever been there, but I can’t imagine people from Iowa are this lame.
Mitt Romney – the nomination is probably going to Newt or Mitt – is like the mediocre looking chick who makes sure she stands next to her ugliest friend when they’re out at a bar; next to this creepy bastard Mitt looks much more fuckable electable. Although, it doesn’t really matter because Obama will most likely win again.
Apparently, our country is headed for the annihilation of millions of the population. Who knew, right? And the only way to not have the government kill its citizens is to take advantage of the BURNING HOT DEALS at USA Ammo. Who say that you need to get your guns now because of imminent gun control laws.
Outright gun control laws are stupid. If someone wants a gun to keep in their home to protect their family and big screen TV they should be able to. But they should also be required to do yearly training. And hunting is legal, so people should be able to go hide in a tree and shoot a deer if they want to, I guess. What the fuck has a deer every done for me anyway?
Although, I’m not sure what someone would need a military grade automatic rifle for (even though chicks look hot holding them), and I’m fairly certain the military trains people on them for more than two days.
Heed my warning! From the pits of Hades, from the depths of Poseiden’s blue oceans, and from the mail room where Zeus created an unnecessary middle-management position for his nephew – wrath! Wrath of the gods, I tell you! The ruler of our great lands has insulted the great beings of Mount Olympus, and of the stained glass of Vatican City.
President Obama devoted his weekly radio address to thanking U.S. service members and volunteers at shelters and soup kitchens. But it’s whom he didn’t thank that caused a stir on Twitter: God. (la times)
I totally agree, the president should start off every televised address by kissing a diamond cross necklace, pointing straight up and saying, “First off, I need to thank my god (kisses fingers, holds up peace sign) My fellow Americans…”
What is wrong with people, the president isn’t a priest, he’s not saying grace before dinner – he’s addressing the nation on a holiday. Give the man a friggin’ break.
Soon to be former GOP presidential nominee hopeful Herman Cain was in Milwaukee or somewhere (doesn’t matter) and sat down with some of those typical “Gotcha!” journalists asking loaded questions about stuff you’d need to read a newspaper to know about. Shame on you Main Stream Media… For shame!
If you don’t want to watch the video; he was asked if he agreed with President Barack Obama’s approach to Libya – the stupid version being he pushed for a NATO enforced no-fly zone to protect Libyan civilians and provide air-support for the opposition set on ousting Libyan President Gadaffi. After looking very confused, Cain said:
I would have done a better job of determining who the opposition is. And I’m sure that our intelligence people had some of that information. Based upon who made up that opposition . . . might have caused me to make some different decisions about how we participated. Secondly, no I did not agree with Gadhafi killing his citizens. Absolutely not. . . . I would have supported many of the things that they did to help stop that.
It was about five minutes of that. But at least he doesn’t agree with a country’s president killing its citizens. I’m guessing Mr. Cain will not be President of the United States of America.