Political Sex

Headline: Do We Ever Outgrow High School?

Sub-headline thing: Lately, some high-profile women are acting like mean girls. Is the fault theirs or ours?

That’s from this Newsweek story that I didn’t read, why would I, why would anyone? At least they put the political stuff on the top, I skimmed through that:

Let’s start with Carly Fiorina (the former head of Hewlett-Packard), a Republican running for the U.S. Senate in California, whose recent cattiness about the “sooo yesterday” hair of her opponent, Sen. Barbara Boxer, was picked up by a mike that was on when Fiorina clearly thought it was off. Fiorina has had to spend precious campaign time explaining and backtracking while stories focused on her gaffe rather than the issues.

A potentially more serious story concerns a “shoving incident” involving Meg Whitman, a Republican and former eBay CEO who is now running for governor of California. According to The New York Times, when she was eBay chief, Whitman became so angry at an employee that she “forcefully” pushed her. When the employee threatened to sue, the company countered with a reported settlement of about $200,000, and Whitman now praises the employee’s “thorough professionalism.” The story revived accounts of Whitman’s tough behavior as a boss who, according to the Times, “would often express sharp bursts of anger toward employees whose work or preparation she found lacking.”

How embarrassing for women, though, huh? Ha, cattiness, hair comment, shoving incident. If it were dudes, it be like one said he fucked the others mother, while pushing the others toupee into her face, while shoving his wife down the stairs in a drunken rage. See the difference, guys are so much cooler… women = boring. Rrrraarrrr, down kitty… oh how cute, I thinks shes angry.

Oh, and to answer Newsweeks’ stupid headline; no, we never outgrow high school, because we don’t do these things because we’re in high school, we don’t do these things because we’re teenagers; we do these things because we enjoy these things, because human beings are just a bunch of assholes… I would laugh at the Pope’s funeral if someone made a fart noise with their mouth. I’m laughing right now just thinking about it. Poop! Ha, that word is always funny.

Sarah Palin is getting credit for getting some Republican women – including alleged-sex-maniac Nikki Haley (pictured above right) – wins in their primaries. The other is Carly Fiorina in California – the only reason I know that is because that’s the state I live in; Haley is from somewhere in the South. I’m not a Republican, which may be why I find even slightly attractive Republican women extremely attractive, but in a strictly ‘F’-able way. From this story:

In Tuesday’s primaries, two key Republicans came out on top with the help of the former Alaska governor.

In South Carolina, state representative Nikki Haley overcame allegations of an affair and beat three rivals in the race for the GOPs gubernatorial nomination.

In California, Palin threw her support behind Carly Fiorina over the Tea Party favorite Chuck DeVore for the GOP nomination for Senate.

Fiorina, a former Hewlett Packard CEO, convinced primary voters that she was conservative enough and easily won the nomination. She will face three-term incumbent Barbara Boxer in the fall.

Uh… What the Fuck was that… I know I don’t endorse spending time watching anything, but god damn it you have to watch that whole thing… is that actually a real political ad? No… Yeah… Really? Get the fuck out of here, no way… Damn.