Carrie Prejean is a sexy liar… She wasn’t 17 years old in the tape of her masturbating that she sent one time to a boyfriend she loved; she was 20 years old and sent multiple videos to some guy she let bang her a couple of times. I am simultaneously in love and totally disgusted with her. From TMZ:

• …the man — who asked us not to reveal his identity  – says Carrie sent him the video when they were involved with each other in 2007. He says Carrie sent him numerous explicit videos and insists the one in question was shot when she was 20.

Me: So… she was twenty.

Consience: Yeah that’s right.

Me: Not seventeen.

Conscience: Nope.

Me: So… it’s okay if I watched…

Conscience: Yep.

Me: Cool, cool.

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Former Miss California and shamed Miss America contestant Carrie Prejean wrote a book laying out how she’s going to take over the world, in six easy steps… whatever, it could be about that, no one really cares. People might actually buy it if it was about that.

I don’t even know why the is Political Sex worthy; she’s a hot ultra-conservative chick with fake tits who made a tape of herself masturbating when she was 17 years old and sent it to her boyfriend - and that’s probably why she dropped her lawsuit against the Miss America Pageant and Donald Trump. Good enough for you!? Get off my back, jeez! I’m still trying to figure it all out, find my place on the World Wide Web.

And if you’re looking for the video – give it up, she was 17! Not going to happen Awesome Update!