great headlines…

Thursday, 3. September 2009

‘Feminist’ porn film funded by taxpayers opens in Sweden - And here we are arguing about socialized medicine and over there in Sweden they’ve got socialized porn…

Homeless man nicknamed ‘Crazy’ fatally stomps man inside shelter - Why is that funny to me… oh, well. I’m going to go punch a puppy in the face now.

Mia-ouch! Cat speared through head by foot-long arrow… and survives – Mia-ouch? I thought, oh, maybe the cat’s name is Mia. Nope! The stupid thing’s name is Brownie (real f’n original). So, why the hell did they put Mia-Ouch? They were probably trying to say, Me-Ouch! Like Me0w, right. Mia-Ouch… Idiots.

Leah Lust: Poverty Turns Former Teacher Into A Porn Star – With all the negative news surrounding the bad economy, it’s nice to read stories where hard times actually benefits society. Let this be a lesson to all ladies out there who are laid off right now… the answer to your problems: Porn.