Someone wrote a book called, Help! Mom! The Radicals are Ruining My Country! Who cares. So it makes fun of Nancy Pelosi and politicians, whatever, like kids care. I read some sample pages (yeah, that’s right, I go the extra mile for you, this is some serious blogging going on right here). It sucks. It’s terrible. What child wants to read this crap:

I can hear some lame-ass parents reading this to their kids in that stupid whisper-excited voice they use; and their kids will be into it at first, because kids are like dogs, you can say anything you want as long as you use a certain tone and they’ll get excited. But after a couple of pages, their smiles will start to go away, and then they’ll start looking up at their parents like, “Uh, what the F is this crap?” And then they’ll throw it out the window and ask for Goodnight Moon for the thousandth time.

Yeah, I know the picture’s blurry. Do you really care?

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