That’s not a politician, as far as I know, it’s just some fat kid in a wrestling singlet. He’s cute in the way a three-legged dog with a peg leg is cute. Whatever… some guy that wants to take the place of OC assemblyman Mike Duvall - the guy who bragged, unknowingly in front of an open microphone, about banging lobbyists - and has a great shot at getting the gig because he knows why kids are fat, he is named Chris Norby, from this story/thing…

• “I’d like to see more kids riding bikes, and I’d like to see more riding them to school. It’s important to have the bicycle helmet law, but we have to look at the unintended consequences of all laws, and also our own concerns and fears, because Orange County’s a very safe place for kids to play, and they should be outside playing.”

That’s a great idea, get rid of helmets and kids will ride their bikes… and then rid of seat-belts and kids will love long road trips… and get rid of football pads and more kids will play football… get rid of stop signs and kids will play roller hockey in the streets – without pads of course… get rid of the sex offender registry and kids will walk around alone with signs that say, “Who’s got some candy?”

This guy’s an idiot; fat kids are fat and lazy because their fat parents are fat and lazy, and fat… FATTY FAT FAT!

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