Some stupid San Francisco Supervisor wants to ban cigarettes from being smoked anywhere people might go ever, from this story…

• It’s already banned in workplaces, bars, taxicabs and city parks and if new legislation is approved, smoking will be off limits in areas near the doors, vents and windows of restaurants, shops, offices and housing complexes, the Chronicle reports.

As long as I can still smoke in China Town massage parlors while getting a handy. What? So, I have a fetish about getting jerked by chicks sold into sex slavery and haven’t seen the outside in seven years… while smoking a cigarette. It’s not like it’s illegal or anything. What!? No way. Really illegal? Huh, you don’t say. Hmm, yeah, well, I’m just kidding…

Oh, and by snowball I meant contual escalation, not regurgitation of man love.