Wow… that is a lot of air-brushing. And usually people are ‘touched up’ for print ads and billboards where they might be in gigantic displays over high traffic areas, but holy crap, that, THAT, is A LOT of airbrushing. Do you know who that is? If not, guess how old she is. That is the 55-year-old wife of Senator/presidential nominee John McCain, Cindy McCain, in a pro-same sex marriage ad. From this story:

John McCain’s office issued a statement saying the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. It says McCain believes “marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman.”

Like John McCain can say anything; he’s almost a hundred years old, so banging a 55 year old is a great accomplishment and as a man he’ll let a hot piece of ass (relatively speaking) do whatever she wants as long as she’s giving it up. So, what we can take away from this is that John’s still hittin’ that! Yeah buddy!

But, this is what she actually looks like:

And so you remember, this is their chubby daughter who is best known for this picture she posted on her Twitter page:

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