Political Sex

Barack Obama was on Letterman last night. And I was totally going to watch it even though the show is on while I’m usually knee-deep in hookers and blow – I know what you’re thinking, why can’t you enjoy the hookers and blow whilst watching David Letterman. To that I can only answer, you’ve obviously never mixed hookers and blow, you might be able to have one hooker or just the coke, but when you have multiple whores and copious amounts of nose candy, it’s really easy to get distracted. So I canceled my regular Monday night - post Monday Night Football of course - hookers and blow get together so that I can watch our president talk to a really old funny guy. But then my girlfriend came over and we had sex instead. The moral of the story is that just because you have a girlfriend, you don’t have to stop snorting coke and banging hookers. The End.