Political Sex

Why don’t people want to watch porn when the gross looking cock-wielder is wearing a condom? You wouldn’t think it would matter; you still get to see that chick (or dude) get completely violated beyond all belief. Is the no condom deal a part of that – yeah, fuck her, and maybe give her AIDS…

Whatever, people don’t want to see it, and the performers are adults who do it willingly (or at least willingly took the drugs that made them do it willingly). But of course there’s a bunch of kill-joy eunuchs out there, from this story:

Los Angeles voters could cast ballots deciding whether porn producers have to require use of condoms on shoots as a condition of getting a filming permit if a health advocacy group succeeds in a new ballot initiative.

AIDS Healthcare Foundation President Michael Weinstein announced Tuesday that his group needs 41,138 valid city voter signatures in the next four months to get the issue on the June 2012 ballot.

So, this idiot thinks he can save the world from AIDS by making a bunch of people who get tested regularly in an industry where there are very few AIDS scares use condoms when they’re having sex on film. Sure. That’ll stop AIDS. Good thinking…

Well, here we are… who’d a thought we’d make it. Who didn’t think we’d make it, bring it! And what’s this we crap! Damn it, this was supposed to be a happy occasion… and now look, it’s a mess. Fuck. Oh well, I just need to pick myself back up and be a professional. Let me take you on a little journey – I call it, ’100 Posts, ta-f’n-da’:

MOST SEARCHED FOR TERM THAT BROUGHT PEOPLE TO POLITICAL SEX:

That’s right, somehow my website stats know what people searched for to find the site. This is pretty god damn funny. By a giant margin, I mean huge, the term: Tight Jeans. That’s right, folks, Tight Jeans and various terms related to Tight Jeans, like: girls in tight jeans, tight jeans girls, ass in tight jeans, jeans ass, ladies in tight jeans, great ass in jeans… and so on. This is all from a post I did towards the beginning called: asking for it…

THE MOST VIEWED POST:

This one was fairly recent about a Republican chick running for some office who owns her own dildo peddling business, maybe it was so popular because the word ‘orgasm’ was in the title: a vote for orgasms…

FIRST POST:

Oh, how young, how naive… Here is the very first post on Political Sex, brilliantly called: blog…

MY FAVORITE POST:

This was tough; but after a solid 30 seconds of searching old posts I decided on one about international playa’, Nicolas Sarkozy… Sarkozy, Sar-kozy – now, why does that sound familiar? It’s because he wife is Carla Bruni – and he’s the president of France. But more importantly, his wife is Carla Bruni. My favorite post: hot wives are exhausting…

FAVORITE POLITICIAN:

The magnificent Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s prime minister, who has no problem living an open life of power and sex: here are the many posts on the greatest politician of our time.

THE BEST POST NO ONE SAW:

Or maybe everyone saw it, I don’t know. All I know is I invited people to participate in the comments and no one did. What could you the audience add? I was looking for a better slogan for my program to slow the world’s increasing population by encouraging the ‘Money Shot.’ I came up with a few like, “Save Open Space, Put it on Her Face”: strap it up for the environment…

And done. I guess that’s a good enough 100th Post Recap Special… whatever. More to come (god, you’re such a pervert; I wrote come, not cum, you sick bastard).

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“Experts” are saying that 76 million unwanted children are conceived every year. I find that really funny. This story from London reports that a medical journal editorializes that 200 million women want condoms and don’t have access to them. So we need to get them condoms. AND – of course – the environmentalists welcome that idea because people are destroying the planet and that if the women of the world all had access to condoms, no more people would be born and the planet would be saved. Okay, I don’t care either way; I’m already here Suckas! But I don’t know if condoms and pills are the way to go. Chicks say they’re on the pill, but don’t trust them – that’s how they get ya – and condoms are tricky, especially when you’re wasted.

I say infest the “Third World” (because of course that’s who we’re all worried about breeding; we had our fun, we’ve taken all the resources, No Fun For You! Poor countries are stupid) with copious amounts of pornography. Let’s get people around the world excited about the Money Shot. Problem solved. Sure, the timing takes some time to get down, but with enough practice we could knock the unwanted births down by 65% – I did the math, yes I’m that god damn smart. And how the hell would anyone be able to prove me wrong anyway. “I’m sorry sir, but that is impossible, a worldwide Money Shot initiative would only cut the unwanted pregnancies by 43%.” F’ you statisticians, like that’s a real job.

I like that, “The Worldwide Money Shot Initiative.” What else would be a good slogan? “Pull Out for the Environment” “Save Open Space, Put it on Her Face” Ewww… Any ideas? Leave them in the comments.