At the 3:00 minute mark Letterman talks about Obama being on vacation for the one hundredth time or whatever, and then says he’ll have plenty of time to vacation after his one term… Ha-ha-ha-h (record scratch). Wait, that’s not funny. And not because it slams Obama; why would I care. But it could have been funny, but it wasn’t written to be funny. That was a jab, a slap, a rib, a mean uh thing, and, uh, damn that was just fucked up. Which is awesome.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t care if the President is on vacation or not. He’s a really boring guy to pay attention to - like your favorite college professor who you would love to go have a beer with, and when you finally get the chance all he does is ask about your childhood; not because he’s actually interested but because it’s what he feels he should ask you.
Barack Obama was on Letterman last night. And I was totally going to watch it even though the show is on while I’m usually knee-deep in hookers and blow – I know what you’re thinking, why can’t you enjoy the hookers and blow whilst watching David Letterman. To that I can only answer, you’ve obviously never mixed hookers and blow, you might be able to have one hooker or just the coke, but when you have multiple whores and copious amounts of nose candy, it’s really easy to get distracted. So I canceled my regular Monday night - post Monday Night Football of course - hookers and blow get together so that I can watch our president talk to a really old funny guy. But then my girlfriend came over and we had sex instead. The moral of the story is that just because you have a girlfriend, you don’t have to stop snorting coke and banging hookers. The End.
Let’s see… Sarah Palin, governor of Alaska, visits New York and goes to a baseball game. Sees the Yankees. It was big news when she was on the GOP presidential ticket and her teenage daughter was all knocked up. David Letterman is a comedian that does a late night talk show. It airs at 11:35pm, also known as Safe Harbor. He tells a dirty joke about Sarah Palin.
So… A public figure with a history of teenage daughters getting knocked up gets made fun of by a comedian on a show that airs at a time when nothing can be deemed indecent. Okay. Yeah, that seems about right.
But, of course, the idiots overreact. And funny suffers because… The idiots ask for an apology. Letterman apologizes. The idiots see that being little bitches can be powerful, and continue to overreact. Letterman apologizes more. The idiots now want him fired.
I’m curious, because when I heard the joke, I immediately thought of her oldest daughter. Not because I’m into 18-year-old Alaskan chicks. Not that I’m not. I don’t think I’ve ever met an 18-year-old Alaskan chick. I thought of her older daughter because she’s gotten knocked up before. I didn’t know she went to the game with anyone. So… when did her 14-year-old daughter get sexualized? Oh that’s right. When Sarah Palin put her in the joke by taking it literally.
And how come Alex Rodriguez isn’t suing Letterman for slander? Probably because a comedian said something about him – a public figure – on a show that airs at a time when nothing can be deemed indecent.
This is a website put up by some guy named John Ziegler who made a documentary on Sarah Palin, and is a conservative talk show host on an almost non-existent radio station in Los Angeles. If he’s doing this for publicity, then bravo… if it’s not… then that’s just sad.