what a stupid headline…
Tuesday, 26. January 2010
Headline: Most Holocaust survivors battle depression
Oh really! You think! Who the ‘F’ suckered people into funding this study… ‘So, you want to do a study to see how surviving the Holocaust affected people?’ “Uh, yeah.” ‘And your hypothesis is?’ “Um, it made them depressed.” ‘Hmm, really? Yeah, you should find out, here’s some money’
2 weeks later…
‘Wow the study is over already?’ “Yeah.” ‘How did it go… Is that a new car?’ “Yeah, I got a new car.” ‘Nice, so how did the study… Is that a new watch?’ “Yeah, I got a new watch too.” ‘Okay, looks good on you, what did you find out… Is that a hooker in your car?’ “Yeah, the clock’s been running for two weeks now, I actually need to be getting her back.” ‘Oh, okay, but wait, what did you find out… about the Holocaust survivors?’ “What? Oh, what the fuck do you think, they’re DEPRESSED, it was the fucking Holocaust. Thanks for the money! Suckas!”