Political Sex

The so-called Manhattan Madam – named Kristin Davis – who you might remember as the lady who hooked up former New York Governor Elliot Spitzer with whores and then ran for Governor of New York, has now come out saying she hooked up that French guy who allegedly tried to rape a hotel maid with whores. And surprise, she says he was rough with her girls. The political world really is fantastic, from this story:

Kristin Davis, aka the “Manhattan Madam” – best known for having former New York governor Eliot Spitzer on her escort service’s client list – is now claiming that then-IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn paid thousands of dollars for her escort girls, and that one of them complained Strauss-Kahn was too aggressive, reports say.

“The girl said he was pushy, overly grabby and forceful. He did not rape anyone. However, at $1,000 or more an hour, we expected the clients to behave like gentlemen, not animals,” said Davis to The Daily Mail.

Uh, excuse me, at $1,000 or more an hour, a client should be able to behave however they want; I don’t mean they should be allowed to rough the girls up, but if they want to act like an animal, like maybe – and this is just a for instance – a circus elephant, the girls better be ready with whips and clown make up. The $20 dollar crack whores just see your walking around on all fours and making elephant sounds as a sign of weakness and rob you… probably.

This somewhat mannish-looking busty gal is Kristin Davis. She was the Madam (whore wrangler) who supplied New York’s elite with whores, like she did for former Governor and current television personality Elliot Spitzer. I guess she’s running for Governor of New York and will be a part of the one and only Governor’s debate tonight; she has the time to run now that she’s out of prison and can’t run her illegal business anymore. From this story:

Davis touts herself as an “accomplished businesswoman,” putting her in line with a slew of women executives who have plunged into politics this year.

“At its height we had about 140 girls, locations in five different cities and a call center with 10 employees that we ran 24-7 out of Montevideo, Uruguay,” she says. “It was very lucrative.”

She’s already lost – not because she never had a chance – because she outsourced her call center; shipping valuable American jobs overseas. And don’t tell me these were jobs Americans were unwilling to do. Who doesn’t want to get paid telling whore where to go, what to wear, and what dirty things they’ll be expected to do.

Ashley Dupre - former governor Elliot Spitzer’s call girl – was on Opie and Anthony’s radio show, today? sometime? I’m assuming today because all this her doing Playboy came out yesterday… whatever, that really doesn’t matter. But stuff like this is why I got into radio, here’s this dumb-ass broad, thinking she’s famous because she let some governor pay her to have sex with him, trying to pretend SHE matters. She doesn’t matter - at all - and Opie calls her on her bullshit; the only thing about her that matters is that one of the guys whose whore she was happened to be a state governor. I do like the precedent she’s setting though; maybe more hot call girls will want to have their picture taken naked for money. Actually, maybe I should start a magazine that only has young hot call-girl-hookers as nude models. And I could list stuff about them (like what their turn ons are), and then for some filler I could have interviews with celebrities and pictures of sexy parties that I’d have a the mansion I bought from all the money I made by printing pictures of naked whores. Wow! That’s a great idea. How come no one has thought of that, yet?

Elliot Spitzer’s call girl got naked for Playboy. And why wouldn’t she. She used to get paid to have sex with strangers, so this is nothing; like a pro football player getting a ton of dough to play a quick flag-football game – You’re going to pay me to not get hit? Uh, okay.

Check out some of the pics at wwtdd.com

Hooker-Booker. Awesome.

Cory Update, Hooker-Booker at large. ‘ah, yes, I’d like you to meet Hooker-Booker Cory Update.’ ‘Cory Update, HB. At your service.’

(Blogger’s choice: Ashley Dupre, hotter than the Hooker-Booker)

Yes, the Elliot Spitzer dealy is still going on. The Hooker-Booker for the Emperor’s Club where Spitzer got his whores, Tameka Lewis (her name doesn’t matter because no one will remember it; they’ll remember Hooker-Booker though) has been cooperating in a federal probe on the Club and said Spitzer had many whores…

Feds: Many whores?

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, many!

Feds: Would you say he had a plethora of whores?

Hooker-Booker: A what?

Feds: A “plethora”.

Hooker-Booker: Oh yes, he had a plethora.

Feds: Hooker-Booker, what is a plethora?

Hooker-Booker: Why?

Feds: Well, you told us he had a plethora. And we just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he had a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Hooker-Booker: Forgive me. I know that I, Hooker-Booker, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Spitzer’s club alias was Client 9 – has anyone made that their band’s name, Client Number Nine? I call dibs. We are Client Number Nine!!!

That’s not a great picture of Ashley Dupre - one of Spitzer’s whores who got famous for about a week - but I think the guy with her has ‘WAZ UP HATERS’ on his T-Shirt. I guess it could be ‘WAZ UP HALIBUT’, and if it is, then I don’t get it at all. Waz up halibut? Well, that’s just stupid.