Political Sex

Some government people in England – called Ministers – want people to have to ‘opt in’ to be able to view online porn in their homes to keep children from inadvertently seeing people do it. From this story:

Ministers believe broadband providers should consider automatically blocking sex sites, with individuals being required to opt in to receive them, rather than opt out and use the available computer parental controls.

Opt in? Is there a man in the house over the age of… let’s say 18 so as not to sound creepy? Then assume the answer is, ‘Agh, for fucks sake gov’na, you got my nut in, this is bollocks, don’t be a wanka’, Ima take a Jimmy and grab a Brittney, and then I’m going to look at porn so OPT IN!’

Now that we got that settled, how do we keep children from looking at pornography on the Internet. Oh I know… don’t let your kids look at porn on the Internet.

Photo from this story.

British people got all pissed off because their government voted to sharply increase fees for higher education. They got so mad, their medieval ancestry possessed them and they attacked the Monarchy… idiots:

But violent student protests in central London, including an attack on a car carrying Prince Charles and his wife Camilla to the theater, provided a stark measure of growing public resistance.

Why don’t you cry a little, jeez, get over it. Pussies. This is also going on in California (and probably other states I don’t really give a fuck about because I don’t live there). Hey, you don’t want to pay more, that’s fine, let’s just fire all the really good professors, and hire other professors for less. Sure, they may not be as good, but at least the tuition won’t go up. Fucking losers.  Yeah, it sucks when you have to pay more. But know what sucks more? Government… for spending too much god damned money.

These losers protesting over their fees getting raised are the same losers that would be protesting for the programs the government would have to cut in order for them to not have to raise the fees. Why don’t they just tax people more? Maybe because every one’s already getting taxed up the anal cavity – especially in England.

The one on the left – your left – is Sarah Brown. I guess she’s the wife of former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown (on your right). So, that must mean that she has something to write a book about. She’s going to call it Behind the Black Dooror something, which probably means something if you know anything about the British Prime Ministership. I can only assume there’s a black door somewhere where they live or where the Prime Minister does his Ministering. From this story:

The publisher said Monday the book would tell readers what it’s like “to shop with Special Branch (detectives)” and “cope with a bad hair day when Carla Bruni’s in town.”

Who the hell is going to read this?

Dear Diary, Carla’s in town. She’s so pretty. I wish I had hair like hers. Why couldn’t she be here yesterday when my hair looked good. Hers always looks good. I wonder what shampoos she uses…

I’d rather scratch my nose of with a toothpick than read this garbage. Maybe if she couldn’t resist the womanly wiles of Carla Bruni and they made love to each other in the Big Ben clock place, wherever, doesn’t matter. And it’s not that that would even be something I’d personally like to read about - she’s old - I just think it would make for a better book, almost readable.

The United States and England will go toe-to-toe in the first round of the 2010 World Cup. I am so ready for the excuse to drink mass quantities of beer in the morning.

You know, this could be the greatest bet of all time; if the U.S. wins, we get England, and if England wins, they get the United States of America. It would be the most watched event in the history of the world. And would remain the most watched event forever, unless they approve my idea to drop 100,000 babies from a plane and only 99,999 have parachutes, but wait: a giant stork is trained to rescue the unlucky baby… but will it make it in time?