Political Sex

Hey, an update to a previous Political Sex post; how exciting (see below).

The sex tape doesn’t lie, from this story, which uses ‘the tape doesn’t lie’ but even if I didn’t read the story I still would have used ‘the sex tape doesn’t lie;’ it’s not even that good, leave me alone:

• Floyd Tally and brothers Ronald and David Callaway were found guilty of conspiracy, criminal coercion and invasion of privacy.

I know what you’re wondering, ‘what can I take from this?’ Well, I think I can help you out – it’s actually pretty obvious… stupid: don’t try to blackmail a politician by video taping him with a whore unless you are 100% positive he won’t have a moral epiphany and “do the right thing” by calling the FBI and setting your ass up; Eugene Robinson is a f’n minister.

Previously on Political Sex, from 9/29/09:

I’ve never been a juror before, somehow stayed off the radar - Ha, suckas! – but I didn’t know that jurors get to watch amateur porn. How awesome would it be to be asked in a serious, courtroom tone, “Are you willing to watch a sex tape?” Wait! Who’s on trial here… oh, it’s for the case? Oh, okay, yeah sure, bring it on.

You’re probably not wondering why this is on Political Sex; it involves a sex tape, why wouldn’t I talk about it. Anyway, some councilman (crazy with religion, of course) in Atlantic City, named Eugene Robinson, that was unknowingly videotaped doing a ‘sex act’ with an alleged prostitute. Unknowingly would land it in the Voyeur genre I believe (what?). Sex act… Blow job? HJ? What act?

The trial is for the guys who did the taping and then tried to blackmailed Robinson on behalf of their brother who was a rival councilman of some sorts. And now the jurors need to admit they have no problem watching amateur porn. Sign me up! Here’s the story, there’s not much I haven’t told besides useless stuff like names and such. Except this:

• Robinson, a Baptist minister, has said the sex was consensual and the money he gave the woman was to buy sodas.

“Thanks for the foot job baby, now here’s 50-dollars, go score us up some Mr. Pibb.” I don’t know it was a foot job, but if they’re not going to tell us what the ‘act’ was, I’m just going to speculate.

I’ve never been a juror before, somehow stayed off the radar - Ha, suckas! – but I didn’t know that jurors get to watch amateur porn. How awesome would it be to be asked in a serious, courtroom tone, “Are you willing to watch a sex tape?” Wait! Who’s on trial here… oh, it’s for the case? Oh, okay, yeah sure, bring it on.

You’re probably not wondering why this is on Political Sex; it involves a sex tape, why wouldn’t I talk about it. Anyway, some councilman (crazy with religion, of course) in Atlantic City, named Eugene Robinson, that was unknowingly videotaped doing a ‘sex act’ with an alleged prostitute. Unknowingly would land it in the Voyeur genre I believe (what?). Sex act… Blow job? HJ? What act?

The trial is for the guys who did the taping and then tried to blackmailed Robinson on behalf of their brother who was a rival councilman of some sorts. And now the jurors need to admit they have no problem watching amateur porn. Sign me up! Here’s the story, there’s not much I haven’t told besides useless stuff like names and such. Except this:

• Robinson, a Baptist minister, has said the sex was consensual and the money he gave the woman was to buy sodas.

“Thanks for the foot job baby, now here’s 50-dollars, go score us up some Mr. Pibb.” I don’t know it was a foot job, but if they’re not going to tell us what the ‘act’ was, I’m just going to speculate.