This guy must be really religious; he’s some crazy rabbi – named Yehuda Levin - who believes that earthquakes are God’s way of punishing people for society allowing gay people to get married. This guy’s a nut-bag, but you have to admire his medieval convictions; where everything that happens is because God is pissed off. It really simplifies things:
Why are there earthquakes? Uh, well you see, there’re these plates, right, and tectonics, fault lines, when pressure buil… Screw it, it’s because guys that fuck each other are now marrying each other. Ah…
Whether this guy – named Zach Wahls - is straight or gay, he’s going to get so much ass because of this video; he’s youtube famous now, with all the duties and responsibilities that go along with the prestigious honor: going on various radio and television shows, and then being completely forgotten.
I don’t know much, nor really care about the law he’s talking about… What? It’s Iowa; why would I? From this story:
The Iowa House passed legislation Tuesday that could lead to an eventual vote on gay marriage in the state. Democratic senators have vowed to block the measure, and University of Iowa students spoke out against it
The law would ban any civil unions, domestic partnerships, and any other government recognition of gay and lesbian couples, in addition to marriages.
Not only does the douche bag – named Greg Foristall - who sponsored the bill want to stop same sex marriage, he wants to get rid of the ability for any two people to make legal ties. What. A. Dick!
First, let’s remember that Obama opposed California’s ban on same sex marriage, but doesn’t think gay people should be able to get married. Uh… whatever.
California has ruled that the Proposition that never should have been voted on is unconstitutional because the people who supported it did so because they hate homosexuals. From this story:
In a blistering repudiation of California’s ban on same-sex marriage, a federal judge ruled Wednesday that the right to wed one’s chosen partner applies equally to all Californians and that the case for excluding gays and lesbians was based ultimately, and unconstitutionally, on “moral disapproval.”
I hate this argument; I don’t give a crap about who gets married to who; but this doesn’t make any sense: a ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional because it excludes gays and lesbians. But a gay guy could marry a lesbian, but two straight guys couldn’t get married. So, this ban didn’t really exclude gays and lesbians, it excluded anyone, everyone who would want to marry (get legally/financially joined with another person) someone of the same sex. I like the outcome, just not the argument.
Okay, so that was really boring, and I’m sorry. So, there’s only one way to save some face after that… you got it, cue the dancing chicken…
Wow… that is a lot of air-brushing. And usually people are ‘touched up’ for print ads and billboards where they might be in gigantic displays over high traffic areas, but holy crap, that, THAT, is A LOT of airbrushing. Do you know who that is? If not, guess how old she is. That is the 55-year-old wife of Senator/presidential nominee John McCain, Cindy McCain, in a pro-same sex marriage ad. From this story:
John McCain’s office issued a statement saying the Arizona senator respects the views of members of his family but remains opposed to gay marriage. It says McCain believes “marriage is only defined as between one man and one woman.”
Like John McCain can say anything; he’s almost a hundred years old, so banging a 55 year old is a great accomplishment and as a man he’ll let a hot piece of ass (relatively speaking) do whatever she wants as long as she’s giving it up. So, what we can take away from this is that John’s still hittin’ that! Yeah buddy!
But, this is what she actually looks like:
And so you remember, this is their chubby daughter who is best known for this picture she posted on her Twitter page:
New York – the state – has said a big F-U to gay people and didn’t make same-sex marriage legal, by 12 votes (which this story says is a big deal). Whatever, people are idiots and think this matters to anyone other than the people that want to marry someone of the same sex. And stop calling it Gay Marriage. That’s stupid. There are no laws that say a homosexual can’t get married; hell, two homosexual’s can actually marry one another… not that I should have to spell that out, but I’m talking about a gay man marrying a straight woman, or a gay man marrying a lesbian. Can two straight dudes marry each other; it wouldn’t be “Gay Marriage,” would it? People are stupid.
Something I actually care about talking about… I wonder if I married a lesbian if she’d let me watch her cheat on me. She’d better, I mean if she wants me buy her a new dishwasher or a mop or whatever else wives need to be wives. Ha, ha, sexist jokes are timeless. “You didn’t take the trash out, so I did it.” ‘What! You want a fuckin’ medal, make me a sandwich.’
