Political Sex

Some country in Africa, called Uganda or whatever (doesn’t really matter), has proposed legislation that would mandate execution for gay people, and mandatory seven years imprisonment for anyone who fails to disclose that they know someone is gay. Hmmm… seriously? Yeah, so… hmm… This seems like it should be a bigger story. I guess as long as they don’t kill people because their gay AND invade Europe, or bomb our stuff too, then we’ll just let them work this out on their own.

• The Ugandan legislation in its current form would mandate a death sentence for active homosexuals living with HIV or in cases of same-sex rape. “Serial offenders” also could face capital punishment, but the legislation does not define the term. Anyone convicted of a homosexual act faces life imprisonment.

So if you’re gay in Uganda, then deny deny deny, suckas. You ain’t winning a civil rights argument with these assholes. Do they have anything we want in Uganda? We like to bomb the fuck out of places in the name of something morally worthy, but we usually need some sort of selfish benefit, too. I don’t blame us, that’s why I’m asking? What the hell is in Uganda? They probably get some sun there; how about we turn it into a giant solar power plant? Yes, the whole country… pay attention, jeez!

President Barack Obama has once again appeased the gay population by assuring them he will get rid of the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell military policy…

• “I will end ‘don’t ask-don’t tell,’” Obama said to a standing ovation from the crowd of about 3,000 at the annual dinner of the Human Rights Campaign, a gay civil rights advocacy group.

Standing ovation? Really! I’m not a big fan of all the talk about the president not coming through with anything he promised while campaigning (give the guy a little time), but COME ON; a god damn standing ovation? Unbelievable. Wasn’t he supposed to do that the day he got into office. He could have just said, ‘Don’t kick out homosexual soldiers if they come out.” Done and done. But no, the carrot on the string isn’t getting any closer. Ha, carrots dangling in front of their faces… that was actually a coincidence.

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This reminds me of this one time in college: I took a chick out a few times, and I wasn’t getting much play. I got a handy once in a while, but no real action, and I was being the perfect new boyfriend. So I said, ‘This is an outrage! It’s not fair.” And she said, “Okay, okay, I’ll go all the way, just  take me out on a nice date.” So I took her to a fancy restaurant, told her to order whatever she wanted, went for a moonlit walk, and even told her I loved her; but when we got back to her place, she said she didn’t think it was time… so I punched her in the fucking face.

I realize that was slightly uncalled-for, but it was just an analogy, so go fuck yourself if you’re offended.

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Yeah, exactly. Suck it!

Obama keeps saying he’s really into furthering gay rights… however he hasn’t really done anything yet. And as most people with a cause do, some gay people got impatient, and then mad. So Obama invites them over to his House. He tells them he will act in their favor before he is out of office. And they believed him. Okay. Out of office? Does that mean 4 years, or is this some political set up? If Obama can keep dropping a few benefits here and there, all the while saying he’s going to get them what they want… when he runs for reelection gay people will have to vote for him. If a Republican is in office they get nothing. This is brilliant.

He added that by the time his presidency is over, “I think you guys will have pretty good feelings about the Obama administration.”

Did he wink when he said that… he should have.

Check out my photoshop job on that picture… it’s pretty terrible. I’ve seen people do stuff like that, and it looks a lot better; and by people I mean my 14-year-old retarded cousin. And before you get mad about the word retard, I only mean that every 14 year old is retarded in every possible interpretation of the word. Have you ever met a 14 year old? F’n retarded.