Political Sex

Keith Olbermann, who used to have a show on MSNBC, will be returning to television via Current TV, from the official statement:

In addition to executive producing and hosting a new nightly primetime news and commentary show, Olbermann will also serve as the company’s Chief News Officer and will have an equity stake in Current Media.

This is an exciting story, because I didn’t even know Current TV was still doing whatever it is they do… isn’t it where amateurs use their video cameras to find news, and make their own reports? It’s a good thing for Current there isn’t an easier more-available-to-the-masses way for people to do this, where people could access it from their personal computers or phones – a “net” of digital data sharing if you will.

This is a smart enough move for Current TV, which could use any reason for people to even wonder if their cable company provides it; Al Gore owns it and could raise the money for Olbermann’s salary with a couple of boring speeches. Although with Olbermann as the network’s Chief News Officer, it’ll probably just be wall-to-wall clips of Glenn Beck saying something crazy, and then Olbermann saying Glenn Beck is crazy.

South Park made fun of Glenn Beck. And an example of why I fucking hate people: Huffington Post headline, “South Park” takes on Glenn Beck…

• Turns out Eric hates (Wendy) and as a result devotes all his time to creating and promoting crazy conspiracy theories about her time in office. Sound familiar? He even wrote a book that claimed to be about how the school is suffering under her leadership, but was really just 500 pages of him calling Wendy a slut.

Sound familiar. They’re idiots. It shows they know nothing about South Park, or Glenn Beck. They’re not ‘taking on’ Glenn Beck. They just made fun of someone that’s all over the place right now – and yes he does use his radio show to promote his TV show to promote his books… lather, rinse, repeat. Glenn got off easy; the South Park guys would have Ariana Huffington getting gang-banged at a bathhouse by a bunch of old republican senators because she’d end up being a transvestite illegal alien doing anything he could to stay in the country. Hmm, I call Copyright on that…

**I didn’t link to the story, even though they have some of the video there, because their website is always so god damned slow I don’t want you relating that stupid site with this one. And Ariana has a stupid accent. There, I said it. It’s finally out there.**