Political Sex

Seriously though, who the hell is actually going to read it. Besides people in the media, of course… but even then, just the first few to read and talk about should and the rest of us can just steal from them. The Associated Press got a copy, made some poor schmuck read it:

• “As you probably have heard, the AP snagged a copy of my memoir, Going Rogue, before its Tuesday release,” Palin said in a Friday post on her Facebook site. “And as is expected, the AP and a number of subsequent media outlets are erroneously reporting the contents of the book. Keep your powder dry, read the book, and enjoy it! Lots of great stories about my family, Alaska, and the incredible honor it was to run alongside Senator John McCain.”

From what I’ve seen, she talks about everything you’d probably expect her say if you followed the presidential campaign; she rips on the media, says McCain camp kept her down, and leaves her grand-baby-daddy alone. Done and done, I just saved you the five dollars or whatever they’ve marked it down to now.

Is it me or is it really easy to picture Sarah Palin having sex? And I don’ t just mean nice-and-easy Missionary style stuff; it is so easy to picture her doing the dirtiest, nastiest things, and the words that come out of her mouth, my god, she’s just filthy… and actually while picturing her doing stuff, she’s taught me a few things; things that seemed like weird requests at first, but being an open-minded guy I gave it a shot and all I can say is, “Thank you Sarah, Oh no sorry! I meant Mrs. Palin! Please don’t whip me (whaap!) ooooo, yeaaaah.”