South Carolina lawmakers are going to consider impeaching their Governor, Mr. Mark Sanford. Who cares? No one really. Dude knows he’s on borrowed time. The guy used the State’s money to fly to Argentina to bang some hot latin chick. Look at this guy. He has a lifetime of jerk off memories to get him through. And he’ll be fine – write a book and marry his nanny or something.

In other news; I was just voted the Governor of Awesome. It was a tight race between me and my girlfriend’s cat, and I have to admit I kind of ran a dirty campaign. What!? He did poop on the floor in the middle of the night; I was behind in the poles; like you wouldn’t have used that against him. And fuck yeah I voted for myself… everyone does.

I see South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s wife Jenny’s underpants… wow, that was a stupid way to start a post. But check it out, I think you can see this lady’s panties.

Do what you want with it; she’s not that bad for an older chick. Governor Sanford’s the dude who was banging some chick from Argentina or somewhere down there. She’s going to stay with him, he’s going to stay the governor. And the moral of the story – go ahead and cheat on your lady, the dumb broads will probably take you back. Girls are stupid.

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