This post is about health care, which makes me angry because I’m so god damn sick of all this health care nonsense, so I put up a picture of puppies. Because fuck health care, that’s why! Here’s a story from MSNBC about the fears people may have about health care. Whatever.
I can’t believe I’m actually talking about this crap. Nothing’s really going to change; your taxes will go up a little, they’ll go up a little more if you’re rich, and that’s it… If you’re a big company, you’re just going to charge a little more now – people wouldn’t really notice if no one told them. If your taxes went up a little because the government couldn’t afford to pave roads no one would care. This is all a bunch of hooey! That’s right, I say hooey! Do something about it, then. Unless you’re bigger than me, or are good at fighting, or make scary faces.
Senator Al Franken was presiding over something where other senators were talking about stuff. I think Senator Joe Lieberman was talking about some stuff he’d like to amend in the proposed health care bill - that everyone’s been giving him a hard time for not rolling over and letting it just happen – and when he asked for some more time, the distinguished and odd smelling Al Franken shut him down: “In my capacity as the senator from Minnesota, I object,” Franken said.
I guess this sort of thing doesn’t usually happen. These senators often ask for another moment, and are granted it. I’m pretty sure I know what’s going on here; it’s like being the new kid in school, and not really being good at anything - no athletic ability, not too smart, not good looking, not funny – but you need to flex a little, set a little status… the best way to do this is to find the kid that’s smaller and already disliked who’s less athletic, less intelligent, uglier, and lacking all charm, and pick on that kid. Do I know about this from experience? No no no, I had it all. I’m just very observant.
I totally get this… Obama is sick of all the healthcare crap going on out there, he has an idea, he thinks he’s correct, but people are PISSED OFF! for some reason. So he says Fuck It, I’m going to where everyone is still on their parents’ healthcare plan and also have access to a free clinic - College. Speaking to people who only go to the doctor hoping someone came into their house and burned their junk with cigarettes… sorry slut, you’ve gotcha some herpes – Ouch! Or to confirm they were roofied and that’s why the let half a frat bang them… sorry slut, you just drank a lot. Damn, I love college…
Anyway. I was going to embed the video of Obama speaking, but it’s really long, and I hope you don’t want to watch all that crap. Just know they cheered him, he said the same thing he’s been saying, and they cheered him some more. Blah. He actually could have picked out the hottest college chick there, and banged her on stae, I wouldn’t know because I only watched five seconds of it. Hmm… I should go back and skim it just in case he did that. Now that would be awesome; can you imagine? Ha, oh man oh man, that’s the stuff, sweet deal, sweet deal.
Barney Frank is a politician that was all over the news because he was one of the folks who were supposed to be making sure our economy didn’t implode, and it did. Anyway, he’s kind of a douche, but at least he’s entertaining. The only way his answer to this nut-job could have been better is if he ended with a nice big, “…Bitch!”
“…like trying to have an agrument with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it, Bitch!”
