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President Obama, Officer Crowley, and Professor Gates are going to hang out at the White House and have a beer. Are they really just going to have one beer? These guys are traveling to Washington, DC for one god damn beer? And you can’t say no. He’s the president. The president invites you over for a beer, you go. But damn, one stupid beer. That makes me angry…

What one beer will they have? It will be Bud Light for Obama, Blue Moon for Crowley and Red Stripe for Gates, the White House says. That’s from this story. Crowley’s smart, Blue Moon is usually served in a pint glass while Red Stripe is in a twelve ounce bottle. I’m even smarter:

White House: Beverage?
Me: Gimme a litre o’ beer.
White House: What?
Me: A litre o’ beer.
White House: Litrebeer? Do we sell litrebeer?
Gates: Will you just order a large, Cory?
Me: I don’t want a large cory. I want a goddamn litre o’ beer!
White House: I don’t know what that is!
Me: Litre is French for…
Me: … give me my fuckin’ cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN’ LIP!

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