Apparently, our country is headed for the annihilation of millions of the population. Who knew, right? And the only way to not have the government kill its citizens is to take advantage of the BURNING HOT DEALS at USA Ammo. Who say that you need to get your guns now because of imminent gun control laws.
Outright gun control laws are stupid. If someone wants a gun to keep in their home to protect their family and big screen TV they should be able to. But they should also be required to do yearly training. And hunting is legal, so people should be able to go hide in a tree and shoot a deer if they want to, I guess. What the fuck has a deer every done for me anyway?
Although, I’m not sure what someone would need a military grade automatic rifle for (even though chicks look hot holding them), and I’m fairly certain the military trains people on them for more than two days.
This is Newt Gingrich. He wants to be the President of the United States. People actually want to be President. That gives me the same reaction as when someone tells me they can’t meet up on Saturday because they have an appointment with their dominatrix who’s planning a full day of whippings and pissing on their face. I need new friends.
This video is making the rounds because this guy wants to fire janitors and make young children work instead, or something like that. Who really gives a fuck what he’s saying? But check out the last 20 seconds where he looks like he’s rallying a hundred-thousand Nazis.
Hey, yo, Newt! If you’re going to pantomime slashing the budget you may want to drop the arm a bit, or maybe go off to the side. I’m too lazy to do it, but I’m sure someone out there could easily splice that with some Hitler “sieg heil” audio.
Hank Williams Jr. is a country singer (I think). You’d definitely recognize his voice from the Monday Night Football intro; ESPN has now pulled him from the MNF broadcast because he went on Fox News Channel – acting like that guy at the bar who you just wish would shut the fuck up so you could enjoy your cocktail after a long day at work – and made an analogy about two people hanging out together that would never hang out together, Hitler and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, to illustrate how absurd it was to him that President Barack Obama played golf with Speaker John Boehner, a Republican who has been in charge of putting sand in Obama’s presidential vagina.
From ESPN: “While Hank Williams Jr. is not an ESPN employee, we recognize he is closely linked to our company through the opening to Monday Night Football. We are extremely disappointed with his comments, and as a result have decided to pull the open from tonight’s telecast.”
“Some of us have strong opinions and are often misunderstood. My analogy was extreme – but it was to make a point. I was simply trying to explain how stupid it seemed to me – how ludicrous that pairing was. They’re polar opposites and it made no sense. They don’t see eye-to-eye and never will. I have always respected the office of the President.”
*Walks up to a podium dressed in a tuxedo, thoroughly clears throat, puts hand under shirt, cups armpit, flaps arm, and makes farting noises for a minute-and-twenty-two seconds.
Anyone else notice how much Play history’s little A-Hole is getting these days. The conservative media has been lumping Obama’s administration in with Hitler; and now poor AIDS has been compared to Hitler. AIDS of all things. Can you believe that crap? What’s next, kittens? Kittens Are Like Hitler! Fuckin’ kittens man, ruthless. Oh great, now I’ve compared AIDS with kittens. What’s next, Hitler? Hitler is like kittens!
I know that the video is supposed to make you not want to have sex with Hitler because he’s got AIDS, but – and I’m no chick – but they make Hilter to be a pretty good lover. He seems fairly tender, but firm, and just rough enough to let the chick know he’s in control. Chicks dig that. Know what chicks don’t dig? Getting raped. Maybe they should have had Hitler raping that chick; then they could say AIDS is like getting raped by Hitler. And no one wants that.